Let’s talk about Donald Trump’s resume

The hashtag #OnDonaldTrumpsResume is trending on social media right now, with various people weighing in, and almost none of them responding positively. So let’s talk about some things that are indeed on Donald Trump’s resume:

– He’s killed 92,000 Americans and counting

– He caused a depression

– He’s clinically obsessed with Obama

– He conspired with Russia to commit treason against the United States

– He illegally paid off a porn star with campaign money

– He’s gone bankrupt six times

And the most obvious thing on Donald Trump’s resume:

– Some ground up adderall powder he spilled